He Lives In My Flat

Tim
Sat with his feet up on the settee
Watching a football game
And drinking lager.
The girls sat around him
And treated him as their own.
Tim didn't know any other boys at university
Except the ever-missing Richard
Whose blond hair bounced like drunks on a pogo stick.
Tim didn't mind having a majority of females
In fact, it made him feel special
So he handed out jaffa cakes
And listened to them taking the piss out of his home town
Milton Keynes.

© Hayley Charlesworth